I couldn’t find it in time for that anon ask but alas I have finally managed to find the best quote to sum up how fucking terrifying Peter Pan is:
He often went out alone, and when he came back you were never absolutely certain whether he had had an adventure or not. He might have forgotten it so completely that he said nothing about it; and then when you went out you found the body.
actual line, about the protagonist of an early 20th century children’s story.