innercheeseburger:

leonardo dicaprio has not moved in 16 years

well hang on a second titanic is based in 1912, and gatsby is in 1922

so personally i think it’s more like ten years but whatever man

WOULDN’T THAT BE A TWIST

JAY GATSBY’S BIG SECRET LIFE OF POVERTY WAS THAT HE WAS A STREET ARTIST IN PARIS

PRESUMED DEAD ON THE TITANIC

HE’S ON THE RUN FROM THE PRICE CAL HOCKLEY HAS ON HIS HEAD FOR STEALING THE HEART OF THE OCEAN

omfg

so there’s this.