The Grapes of Wrath Poor People Suffering Under Unjust Capitalist System Make Really Angry Symbolic Grapes
Wicked SJW Badass Undone By Unjust Totalitarian Society and Ten-Year-Old With Bucket of Water, Is Tragic As Fuck
Moby Dick Captain Is Dick to Symbolic Whale
Life of Pi Bullshit Story About Tiger Taken As Legit By Unsuspecting Reader, Reader Is Strangely Okay With This
The Kite Runner Kabul Local Is Dick to Friend, Atones By Running Symbolic Kite
Perfume Look At This Creepy Talented Fuck: The Oderiferous Edition
The Poisonwood Bible Religion Is Poison and Your Country's A Dick: The Africa Edition
To Kill A Mockingbird Society Is Racist, Classicist, and Sexist, Also Kills Innocent Birds
Heart of Darkness Imperialist Shit Trippy As Hell, I Want Out
Crime and Punishment Sympathetic Creep Tries To Forego Conscience Through Murder And Fails: The Russian Edition
Hamlet Complexity of Moral Dilemma Undoes Charismatic Intellectual
Macbeth Sympathetic Creep Tries To Forego Conscience Through Murder And Fails: The Scottish Edition
King Lear Bad Character Judgment Undoes Idiot King, Established Order Falls Apart
Romeo and Juliet Love Is Great And Then You Die. Or It Dies. Either Way It's Terrible
A Midsummer Night's Dream Love Is Like A Dream: Fickle, Random, and Trippy as Fuck
Pride and Prejudice You Can Marry For Love And Be Filthy Rich!: Every Girl's Fantasy, Admittedly
Les Misérables Isn't Suffering Ennobling and Beautiful?: A Christian-Friendly Love Story
East of Eden Moral Complexity Subverts Garden of Eden Bullshit
Of Mice and Men Cruelty Kills, Er, Cruelly
The Phantom of the Opera Look At This Creepy Talented Fuck: The Musical Edition
The Magic Mountain Sanitorium Is Trippy As Hell, I Want In
One Hundred Years of Solitude Superstitious Bullshit Causes Vicious Cycle of Suffering, Is Hilarious
Great Expectations Oppressive Class System Is Full of Shit, Protagonist Slowly Realizes
A Tale of Two Cities Oppressive Class System Leads To Violence, Also Poignant Redemption of Drunkard
Harry Potter Boy Wizard Fights Evil Wizard In Battle Between Good and Evil, Is Better Than It Sounds
Love In the Time of Cholera Love Is A Lot of Things But It Ain't True Pal: A Love Story
The Scarlet Letter Symbolic Letter Screws Up Local Woman's Life, Also Patriarchy
The Odyssey Very Long Trip Home For Dick Protagonist
Frankenstein Science Makes Me Uncomfortable I Think It's Evil: A Symbolic Cautionary Tale
Dracula Sexuality Make Me Uncomfortable I Think It's Evil: A Conservative's Musing
Stargirl Unconventional Girl Gets Bitch-Slapped By Conventional Society, Says Sayonara
The Casual Vacancy Vacuous Small Town Bullshit Has A Death Count, No Joke
The Great Gatsby Aren't Rich People Glamorous and Tragic?: A Sycophant's Love Story