The Grapes of Wrath Poor People Suffering Under Unjust Capitalist System Make Really Angry Symbolic Grapes

Wicked SJW Badass Undone By Unjust Totalitarian Society and Ten-Year-Old With Bucket of Water, Is Tragic As Fuck

Moby Dick Captain Is Dick to Symbolic Whale

Life of Pi Bullshit Story About Tiger Taken As Legit By Unsuspecting Reader, Reader Is Strangely Okay With This

The Kite Runner Kabul Local Is Dick to Friend, Atones By Running Symbolic Kite

Perfume Look At This Creepy Talented Fuck: The Oderiferous Edition

The Poisonwood Bible Religion Is Poison and Your Country's A Dick: The Africa Edition

To Kill A Mockingbird Society Is Racist, Classicist, and Sexist, Also Kills Innocent Birds

Heart of Darkness Imperialist Shit Trippy As Hell, I Want Out

Crime and Punishment Sympathetic Creep Tries To Forego Conscience Through Murder And Fails: The Russian Edition

Hamlet Complexity of Moral Dilemma Undoes Charismatic Intellectual

Macbeth Sympathetic Creep Tries To Forego Conscience Through Murder And Fails: The Scottish Edition

King Lear Bad Character Judgment Undoes Idiot King, Established Order Falls Apart

Romeo and Juliet Love Is Great And Then You Die. Or It Dies. Either Way It's Terrible

A Midsummer Night's Dream Love Is Like A Dream: Fickle, Random, and Trippy as Fuck

Pride and Prejudice You Can Marry For Love And Be Filthy Rich!: Every Girl's Fantasy, Admittedly

Les Misérables Isn't Suffering Ennobling and Beautiful?: A Christian-Friendly Love Story

East of Eden Moral Complexity Subverts Garden of Eden Bullshit

Of Mice and Men Cruelty Kills, Er, Cruelly

The Phantom of the Opera Look At This Creepy Talented Fuck: The Musical Edition

The Magic Mountain Sanitorium Is Trippy As Hell, I Want In

One Hundred Years of Solitude Superstitious Bullshit Causes Vicious Cycle of Suffering, Is Hilarious

Great Expectations Oppressive Class System Is Full of Shit, Protagonist Slowly Realizes

A Tale of Two Cities Oppressive Class System Leads To Violence, Also Poignant Redemption of Drunkard

Harry Potter Boy Wizard Fights Evil Wizard In Battle Between Good and Evil, Is Better Than It Sounds

Love In the Time of Cholera Love Is A Lot of Things But It Ain't True Pal: A Love Story

The Scarlet Letter Symbolic Letter Screws Up Local Woman's Life, Also Patriarchy

The Odyssey Very Long Trip Home For Dick Protagonist

Frankenstein Science Makes Me Uncomfortable I Think It's Evil: A Symbolic Cautionary Tale

Dracula Sexuality Make Me Uncomfortable I Think It's Evil: A Conservative's Musing

Stargirl Unconventional Girl Gets Bitch-Slapped By Conventional Society, Says Sayonara

The Casual Vacancy Vacuous Small Town Bullshit Has A Death Count, No Joke

The Great Gatsby Aren't Rich People Glamorous and Tragic?: A Sycophant's Love Story